Dear Abby, got a problem
I'm a decent, educated, hard-working county coroner
Supporting like my family
It means that these things have to be
But we just can't afford to
It's nice in the way they are
So I bring home concepts from my autopsy subjects
That make them a tool to help parentage
Dear Abby, got a problem
The whole family makes my new meals are delicious
They ask me why don't they look at me as if they know it's not my job
My dog has a lonely time
Who I'm gonna meet?
The reptile never told me it's gone
It's stuck in the fridge
It's hard to choose, I don't think I'll understand
Abby, what do I tell my family?
Dear Reaganomics victim
Consult with your email
Make sure the body's blessed
And everything will be just fine
Just fine