Deadpool They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fat Came to murk the bad guys and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Combo moves, D-Vade's in the movement Band of traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Popping off caps, leave a trail of guts Sitting on my chair, scratching my nuts When I shoot full lotteries on Your ass is grass and I'm mowing the lawn Hot lead to the head and I won't stop What your crew gonna do when I *** and chop All these bitches are pre-Madonnas I stuff my face with Jimmy Chongas I'm losing beers, always keeping it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm dropping a deuce Deadpool Sexy motherfucker Murk with the mouth, I can't die One foot in the grave but I'm still alive Try to kill me, I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes I'm dangerous, feeling reckless Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump, flip and leap, I'm headless I like my guns all big like Texas Hate goons, thugs and bosses Guess what, I brought Colossus Time's up, better count your losses Kicking that ass as my girlfriend watches Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, put them right in their place Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste I'm sexy as hell, gonna cover my face About to take you all to school with guns and knives Deadpool Telling jokes and breaking the rules I came for the tacos Deadpool Playing with the ladies and the family jewels To bust a nut Deadpool About to throw down with all these fools So come and get some Bring the noise, don't bring the pain Kicking ass and taking names Payback time, I'm not playing games These superpowers are feeling strange I move like a friggin' ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya I don't care if I offend ya Listen up, I got something to say That's right, I run my mouth all day Step up, take a bloodbath Now you're trying to run and it's making me laugh Ha ha ha, where you gonna go to? Try to hide, but you know that I'll find you Tippy toes, sneaking up behind you I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you? Regenerate, because it's cool when I fall off a ledge Deadpool The crazy ass guards are looking to duel So click, click, boom Deadpool I don't believe in the golden rule I came to get laid Deadpool Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool I'm a sexy motherfucker Sexy motherfucker Sexy motherfucker Sexy motherfucker Sexy motherfucker Get Get Get Get Over