Welcome to Club Child Support.
Well, the drinks are watered down and the bitches in here don't look worth a damn.
Excuse me, son. Are you an entertainer?
Get your goddamn feet off my goddamn stage, boy.
We had a lot of bullshit on this stage tonight.
I mean, we had some dancers and some comedians.
Well, here's some more * up * to add to the list.
So, bitches and niggas, would you please give a warm welcome
to a group of young men straight out of Houston, Texas.
Please give it up for Sexy Freddy and motherfucking Deadbeat Daddy.
Come on, broke motherfuckers. Let's give them a hand.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
On behalf of Sexy Freddy and the Deadbeat,
we'd like to send this next selection out
to all you funky dick motherfuckers.
Right now, baby mama's out here tonight.
You scandalous, well-bout-sweakin' ass hoes.
No more bitches who wanna put jowls or oil on a nigga.
Nothing at all.
Bitch, I just thought I'd let your ass know.
Bitch, stop paging me for pampers
when you sleepin' with that other nigga.
You wanna let him play daddy.
Then, bitch, let him do the whole nine yards.
Bitch, don't call me no more.
Leave me the hell alone.
Bitch, lose my paging number, ho.
And this all the baby mamas out there tonight
who's sleepin' with other niggas
and blamin' your damn kids on me.
And my group.
We just thought we'd let your funky ass know.
Bitch, get off your ass.
Bitch, go get your own dog.
Bitch, leave me alone.
Bitch, stop flaggin' me down
when I'm drivin' in my lap.
Bitch, stay the * back.
Bitch, stop paging me.
And we like to tell you hoes out there all the time.
Bitch.
Bitch, don't call me no goddamn ho.
You stainless fat *.
We just thought we'd let your ass know.
Bitch.
I'm tryin' to say that the kid is mine, ho.
And the motherfucker look half Chinese.
Bitch, I ain't Chinese.
And now you the one that got all fat on a nigga.
You sendin' me all these welfare letters, bitch,
and I'm thinkin' it's fan mail.
Don't call me no more.
No more.
Just don't call me no more.
On behalf of Texas Freddy
and the motherfuckin' Deadbeat Daddies,
we come all the way to Deadbeat Avenue
to deliver you this damn message.