Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street

Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least

I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn

I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn Drag 'em in the house, throw 'em in the oven

Wicked clown lovin' that dead body grubbin'

Tastes like chicken finger lickin' deep fried

I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied I just ate my first dead body last week

Still got a finger nail caught in my teeth

Before you start yellin' and cursin' my name

Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane Second I was born, doctor threw me against the wall

Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall

I'm slidin' and I'm bouncin' off *** like a hockey puck

And my mother's like, "What the ***?" He said I was born of an alien race

Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face

But I'm not a Martian, you wouldn't understand

I'm just a dead body man We got bodies, dead bodies

We got fat ones, skinny ones

Males, females, hermaphrodites

We got somebodies, we got nobodies

Bodies, bodies, bodies, whoo! Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van

All the little kiddies love the dead body man

I drive through my neighborhood ringin' my bell

Some people run, 'cause they don't like the smell Others line up just as quick as they can

To try to catch a glimpse of the dead body man

It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but uh

Just don't look in the trunk I drive down Central kickin' the bass

Chillin' with my freaks and I'm pickin' her face

Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head

'Cause my bitch is dead, I'd rather die instead Of a hoe you can't trust, always diggin' a nut

A dead body bitch learn to keep her mouth shut

Ridin' in the back is my dead body crew

Only they can never think of nothin' to do If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself

You got dead deer heads up on your shelf

On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand

I'm just the dead body man We also collect dead bodies

So, if you know any dead people

Or you yourself are plannin' on dyin' soon

We'll be happy to come to your house and pay cash for it

We appreciate good healthy stiffs for our dinner

Woo hoo! Call me the dead body man

(Someone give 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man

(Just sell 'em to me) Call me the dead body man

(You can mail 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man

(Br-bring 'em to me) Call me the dead body man

(Won't ya give 'em to me?)

Call me the dead body man

(You can sell 'em to me) Call me the dead body man

(Just mail 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man

(Br-bring 'em to me) Call me the dead body man

(You can give 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man

(You can sell 'em to me) Call me the dead body man

(Won't ya mail 'em to me?)

Call me the dead body man

(You can bring 'em to me) Call me the dead body man

Call me the dead body man