Darryl Stokes, that dumb son of a...
Almost shot Santa Claus.
He was laying on the couch on Christmas Eve
over at his sister-in-law's.
When he heard something walking up on the roof
he laid down his Christmas beer.
And went and got the same .357 Magnum
that Santa brought him last year.
And Darryl Stokes, that dumb son of a...
Started shooting in the fireplace.
He blowed all the buckles off of Santa's
boots and left powder burns on his face.
He didn't realize Santa had a heart
condition and it was a Christmas mess.
When the young'uns come downstairs and
found Darryl pumping on Santa's chest.
And Darryl Stokes, that dumb son of a...
Gave Santa a heart attack.
But
with some CPR he learned in prison he was able to bring him back.
And there's a split-level house in Tennessee
that was wrapped in a Christmas gloom.
They called 911 and the paramedics took Santa to the emergency room.
And Darryl Stokes, that dumb son of a...
Felt bad about what he did.
The
least he could do was to try to save
Christmas and not disappoint the kids.
So he hooked the reindeer to his GTO and that is the reason,
folks.
If the gifts don't get here till late
September you can thank that dumb son of a...
Darryl Stokes!