Life's a bar, I dance on the table Two tongues tangled up like one Two dove making love on the cob on it To be real, you're not the one If you wanna have fun, I'm on it I'm on it, I'm on it I am a legend, I am a fable I got the world tuned in, no cable Do it cause I can't never do it for the gram If life's a bar, I dance on the table You're a fake friend, I see straight through Got the world tuned in, no cable Do it cause I can't never do it for the gram If life's a bar, I dance on the table Do it cause I can't do it for the gram I'm on it, I'm on it Do it cause I can't do it for the gram If you wanna have fun, I'm on it Do it cause I can't do it for the gram I'm on it, I'm on it Do it cause I can't do it for the gram If life's a bar, I dance on the table You know what I do when I step on the dance floor If I take your girl, boom, I'ma need a ransom Said I'm so fly and hella handsome Hot chocolate when your girly wanna have some Uber XL's gone down tonight And I'm so lit, I can't drive Do it every day, man can't lie Two tongue tangled up like one Touch you when I move to my place Two dove making love on the pub on it Do be real, you're not the one If you wanna have fun, I'm on it I am a legend, I am a fable I got the world tuned in, no cable Do it cause I can't never do it for the gram If life's a bar, I dance on the table You're a big friend, I see straight through Got the world tuned in, no cable Do it cause I can't never do it for the gram If life's a bar, I dance on the table Get that If life's a bar, I dance on the table Do it cause I can't never do it for the gram I'm on it Do it cause I can't never do it for the gram If you wanna have fun, I'm on it Do it cause I can't never do it for the gram I'm on it Do it cause I can't never do it for the gram If life's a bar, I dance on the table Flow Fada Yow Yow yow She's a painting, cute face and her body's interesting When we first come through, gal are sleeping on my click buddy You'll change when I pull the rest in I just, I just tell em I'm destined I tell a gal he bend over like Weston It gets real techy when I'm in the section Gal wanna check me like one, two, testing Uh, if we do it then we do it the most You know the night's still young so we're raising the toast If we get too involved, you'll be taking off clothes like If life's a bar, I dance on the table Flow Fada Yow Yow Yow Do it cause I can't never do it for the gram I'm, I'm on it Do it cause I can't do it for the gram If you wanna have fun, I'm on it Do it cause I can't do it for the gram I'm on it Do it cause I can't do it for the gram If life's a bar, I dance on the table