Girl, I always pictured it'd be pourin' down rainWith old Hank singin' some song about trainsAnd midnight taillights tearin' down a highwayWith some other heartbroke clicheBut there's nothin' but blue skies as far as I can seeYou picked a damn good day to leave meSittin' here, cooler full of keystoneNothin' to do but fish all day longPocket full of three-day weekend moneyAnd a heart-break cloud in the forecastHoney, I hate to see you goBut if you ask meYou picked a damn good day to leaveHow in the hell can I watch the big gameWithout me havin' you here to complainHow am I gonna do anything nowWithout you near tellin' me howGuess it could be worseHell, it's 75 degreesYou picked a damn good day to leave meSittin' here, cooler full of keystoneNothin' to do but fish all day longPocket full of three-day weekend moneyAnd a heart-break cloud in the forecastHoney, I hate to see you goAnd a heart-break cloud in the forecastHoney, I hate to see you goBut if you ask meYou picked a damn good day to leave meHold onDamn good day to leave meSittin' here, cooler full of keystoneThe Channel 8's about to marathon John WayneYou picked a damn good day to leave meSitting here, cooler full of keystoneNothing to do but fish all day longPocket full of three-day weekend moneyAnd a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honeyI hate to see you go, but if you ask meYou picked a damn good day to leaveYeah, it was a mighty fine day to leave*