My name is Dallas Major and I'm coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband works away
I'm almost nearly 40, I'm just shy of 5'2
I'm a mom to teenage children,
does that sound like fun to you?
Cause I hate
it here,
I hate
it here,
I hate it here,
I hate it,
I hate it
So I go by Dallas Major but that's not really my name
You know I used to be quite famous,
that was way back in the day
Yes I'm here for validation and I probably should explain
But my marriage has been open since my husband went astray
And I hate
it here,
I hate it here,
I hate it here, I hate it here
My name is Dallas Major and I'm coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband works away
I'm almost nearly 40,
I'm just shy of 5'2 I'm a mom to teenage children,
does that sound like fun to you?
She used to be quite famous,
she's no stranger to me
Her name is Dallas Major,
she's terrifying to me
She's just here for validation
I feel like my married in Vegas
They call her Dallas Major