We're not a cult, we're just regular folks People we don't know buy us Versace baby clothes
We're not a pyramid scheme We'll find the mate of your dreams
Just send us a check Oh hey we may change your ***
Let's rock We're not, we're not, we're not a cybercult
FEAR not, FEG not We're not a cybercult
I'll make you stay online
While I play on the internet
I berate you over FaceTime
Down at the farm
You'll toil and you'll breed
Every once in a while
We'll show some mercy
Make you take a shower
Cause we get off on power
Make you hold your pee
Make you watch your baby bleed
And if you've got them energy
You've got to please
Come up to the house
Take a break on your knees
But we're not, we're not
We're not a cyber cult
Fear not, fear not
We're not a cyber cult
We're not a cyber cult
I'll make you stay online
While I berate you over FaceTime
We'll put you on our diet plan
It's not a scam
But you'll gain 60 pounds
Like my wife, you'll be round
We'll make you stop
Talking to your mother
And for some reason
And if your new lover files a restraining order, it's cool if you ignore it, cause by the way I'm Jesus, and every picture of J.C. threw out history, well hey that's me.
But we're not, we're not, we're not a cyber cult, fear not, fear not, we're not a cyber cult.
Did you order our book? Did you take our class? Your ascension up to heaven won't pay for itself, and neither will our lavish lifestyle and our culture.
Credit card bill.