In West Cumbrian they'd have a trading estateYou could rent a warehouse for a reasonable rateThey had the first McDonald's in South WalesAnd if you drank in the Moonraker you had to be made47,000 people known to live around thereThat's 10,000 more than the folks in AberdareIf you like folk dancing then just ring up and callThey do lessons in Lantan and Mac, the local church ballNow this is a story about a standard Welsh townWith that attitude and that spiritAdequate facilities, come on downThey got a cinema, biscuit factory built to planI won't tell you all about a place I know called CumbrianCumbrian's not known for rape or killingIt's a great place to go if you're chillingI went around the world from L.A. to JapanI never found a place with parking quite like CumbrianNow this is a story about a standard Welsh townWith adequate facilities, come on downThey got a cinema, biscuit factory built to planI won't tell you all about a place I know called CumbrianI won't tell you all about a place called Cumbrian