All right folks, here we are.Ah, the greatest show on the fairway.Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.The greatest show in captivity, folks.Step right up.No crowding, no pushing.The greatest show for children as well as people alike.For only one-tenth of a dime.And it's so funny, I have to laugh myself.Now you better hurry.Over here, this is the one.Don't pay any attention to that, folks.Right here, folks.Going on a film.Step right up, mister.Only one seat left, one seat left.Step right up.You get six pennies for a nickel here.Oh yeah, you get seven pennies for a nickel here.Did anybody say eight?Not me, brother.Let me show you the sample.Oh yeah, I seen him poised.Right over here, there's the greatest show of them.Come right in, here's my...Come here.I got something here I want you to see.Here.There's a scene from one of me pictures.To view this masterpiece, would you loan me a penny?For which I will gladly pay you back Tuesday.Okay.Here you are.Thank you, sir.Who's that knocking at my door?Oh, you kid.Moving, man.Hello, tall, tubby and terrific.Huh?Huh?Huh?**넘**************Uh-huh.Bye, come up again sometime.I'll be back, kids.Oh, what a man!No, no, no, I've seen enough.Well, the intermission is over right this way.Here's a nickel show for a penny.I'm expecting a check.Oh, you're lucky.Will you advance me a penny, for which I will gladly pay you back Tuesday?Oh, yeah, well, I'll take it over you, fella.Here you are. This one's on the house.Thank you.Here we are.There goes that jitter mug now.He thinks he knows a lot about trucking, but I'll show him a thing or two.Come on.Well, of course, a moment from not paying the rent.Can't play light opera on this little...There we go.Well, did you like that, huh?I bet that's the best show you ever saw with my money.Well, it's the best song in the opera.You don't have to do nothing for me.Well, oh, you betcha.Uh, now, up in theengineers.Let's see what you got there, fellow.What, are you trying to fan me out or something, huh?Mm-hmm.He won't even see this one.Wow!Here's the old drop ball.He won't see this one either.Oh!Oh, wow!Now we've given the twister ball.No, no, no, no.It's not satisfactory at all.I do not consider it worth the money.What are you talking about?That's one of the best pictures we ever made.This guy started on a shoestring,and he's got to get in the same way.Come on, young.Gave that guy a good lace in that time.Now here's a picture which is a picture.You pay me Tuesday, huh?Thank you.All right, batter up, batter up.Here we go.Right one!I know you have to do better than that.Here's the eight ball.Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh, thank you.Oh!Thank you.Thank you very much.Wow!Hey!Come on, put up your...Can't we be friends?Oh!Oh, you want to make friends, huh?Well, that's all right with me.Let my girls be my girls.Share, share.Be good neighbors.Hey!Wow!Oh!Oh!Hey!Oh!Hey!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Hey!Oh!Help!Oh!THE END