Right, so I have a big'un. Cucumber number!
Now come all me children and gather around
I'll sing about the fruit makes the world go round
They say that in Eden Eve started the fall
But the fruit that she liked weren't an apple at all
It was an enormous cucumber
Big and strong, great big cucumber
Two feet long, an enormous cucumber
Big and strong, great big cucumber
Like an elephant dog! Here we go!
Every time my cucumber grows
And it stretches from me knees up to my nose
It'll fill up your belly, make you feel alright
You can gobble the fruit each and every night
Delicious cucumber, big and strong
Enormous cucumber, two feet long
Great big cucumber, big and strong
Enormous cucumber, like an elephant dog! Here we go!
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Now down by the humber, the wife of the plumber
She did the rumber on my cucumber
She went and got her sisters and a neighbour or two
And the district nurse and they all said
Oh look at that cucumber!
Big and strong, enormous cucumber
Two feet long, great big cucumber
So big and strong, enormous cucumber
Like an elephant dog!
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Well, me friends satisfied them so
I got me cap and jacket getting ready to go
I said, did you like my big cucumber?
They all said, make your cucumber do one more number
Big cucumber
Big cucumber
Big and strong, great big cucumber
Two feet long, enormous cucumber
Big and strong, great big cucumber
Like an elephant dog!
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You're so kind, you're so kind
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You're so kind, you're so kind
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You're so kind, you're so kind
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