I know you, I know you've seen herShe's a sad tomatoShe's three miles up that roadWalking down the streetWill I never meet her?She's a real woman's childOh, my kiss, breath, and timeI'm an instantI'm the real thingI'm the real thingHave you seen her come around?My crush, my eyelinerI'm in lineI'm an infatuationI'm an infatuationIt's all too much pressureShe's all that I can takeWhat position should I wear?Covenant attitudeFakerHow can I convince her?FakerThat I'm invented tooYeahI'm an instantI'm the real thingI'm the real thingWe are in front of each otherAnd you don't needOh, my kiss, breath, and timeShe's a real woman's childShe's three miles up that roadShe's three miles up that roadOh, my kiss, breath, and timeHave you seen her?She's a sad tomatoShe's three miles off that roadShe's her own inventionShe's her own inventionThat gets me in the throatWhat can I make myself be?Life is strangeYeah, life is strangeWhat can I make myself be?FakerTo make her mineHeart and spiritAlternativeAlternativeI don't do anythingI can't spend timeI crush with eyelinerI am a sliverYou know meYeah, you know meI can be your FrankensteinI crush with eyelinerI can be your FrankensteinI'm the real thingI'm the real thingWon't you be my ValentineMy crush with eyelinerI'm the real thingWe'll see you next time.