Like, I'll see the guy in the bar in my early 20s,
the guy in the bar that's screaming at the bartender,
and I'm like, gotta have him.
I got a crush on you, I got a crush on you
Butterflies in my tummy, got a crush on you
I wanna get to know the real you
So I can stop having a crush on you
I got a crush on you, I got a crush on you
When you don't text me back, I wanna swallow glue
Tell me how you treated girls when you were 22
So I can stop having a crush on you
I got a crush on you, I got a crush on you
I'm about to walk into traffic, cause you're still not my boo
I made this list of all your flaws, I'm gonna think it through
So I can stop having a crush on you
You don't text first, your ankles are dry
You look like someone drew from memory, a basic white guy
When you drink too much, you're rich
You're really mean, don't even get me started on the vomit thing
You have a basement crawlspace next to a bloody sink
And the whole neighborhood is really starting to stink
Not to mention another really weird coincidence
Five women from the area have been missing since
As early as last April, or was it last June?
You forbid me from going into your spare room
You took my Costco card to buy a tarp and cleaning supplies
But aside from all that stuff, you're like a really nice guy
You know what I think?
You're super cute
Ugh, damn it!
I still have a crush on you
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