If two fill-ups is all it costs, I guess I'll make the driveDown past the Texas line, make sure he's not aliveDumped him off of a river bridge in the fall of 84Word got around that he'd climbed out of that mighty red river floorI lost my bride to the vilest man she claims to have ever knownBut she got to the parking lot, his knees were already blownLove is such a mighty drug and a mightier diseaseBut he misses her floating past the bars with one eye and crooked teethOne eye and crooked teethOh, one eyeOne eye and crooked teethOne eye and crooked teethYour crooked teeth been floating and my lady's resting fineSeven miles out of Bismarck next to the back of an old linesI laid it down so softly and so kindly reassuredLoving ain't for tamingAnd a disease that can't be curedAnd I would ride through Colorado on a rocky stretch of roadWith no one who loves me as far as telephone poles goI wish I was a trusting man, but a trusting man is weakOnly thing worth trusting is some brass through crooked teethBrass through crooked teeth, Lord, brass through crooked teethYour crooked teeth been floating and my lady's resting fineSeven miles out of Bismarck next to the back of an old linesI lost my bride to the vilest man she claims to have ever knownI laid it down so softly and so kindly reassuredLoving ain't for tamingAnd a disease that can't be curedI lost my bride to the finest man she claims to have ever knownWhen she got to the parking lot, his knees were already blownLove is such a mighty drug and a mightier diseaseBut he misses her floating past the bars with one eye and crooked teethBut he misses her floating past the bars with one eye and crooked teeth