Think about that tape you made me
Called me from the house show
Listen to the moment you said yes
Through your Motorola flip phone
You had one too many
Put your hands on me in public
Let your friends see how you feel
Despite your growing up real Catholic
I don't think that you're a creep
But I know that you do
Put on my best shoes for your friends from grad school
You didn't mention where we met
You say you're proud of me until they find out just how old I am
You don't think that you're a creep
But you know that they do
We were getting along just fine until you got that interview
At Goldman Sachs you noticed the weird way
I started looking at you
You don't think that you're a creep
But you know that I do
