Flash flood came on highway 10 Lost control and went into a spin Felt the trailer cracking at the hitch Felt my bones cracking in the ditch It was a crack up in Las Cruces May never see your one to me again Crack up in Las Cruces Your Thunderbird wind won't block the wind Take me to the doctor to ease the pain for me Won't you turn the red light on, this is emergency Send a wire to mama in the night Tell her that I'm healing up alright I need a thousand dollars right away If you're gonna get your broken bones fixed You got to pay, cause this is Crack up in Las Cruces May never see your one to me again Crack up in Las Cruces Your Thunderbird wind won't block the wind Take me to the doctor to ease the pain for me Won't you turn the red light on, this is emergency Talkin' bout a crack up Think I'm going back to Omaha Soon as I get fixed up with the law The moral to this song is plain to all Don't get smashed when you're making your long haul Crack up in Las Cruces May never see your one to me again Crack up in Las Cruces Your Thunderbird wind won't block the wind Take me to the doctor to ease the pain for me Won't you turn the red light on, this is emergency I said it's a crack up I believe I'm going to crack up Talkin' bout a crack up Way down in Las Cruces, crack up Way on down, crack up It's a crack up, I said a crack up Down in Las Cruces, it's a crack up I said it's a crack up Alright, it's a crack up It's a crack up in Las Cruces May never see your one to me again