I was a little bit of a cow girl myself.
Way back when in 1991
I used to think that farm animals were the answer to fun
There's one animal that's had my heart since I could hold a rattle
Everybody give it up for motherfucking cattle
Cows, cows, give it up right now
All the ladies shake your udders, make your mamas proud
Cows, cows, everybody now where my bull's at
We got some farm to plow
A few years later when I was ten
I ate some tacos with my friend
I asked her mom, listen to this aferteef
And to my horror it was filled with beef
Beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef
Cows, cows, give it up
Best believe your girl's a meat eater now
Cows, cows, everybody now
How do they taste so delicious, I mean really, wow
When I say I ate, you say Bessie
I ate Bessie
When I say I am, you say sorry
I am sorry
When I say moo, you say moo
Moo
Moo
Moo
Moo
Moo
When I say moo, you say moo
Moo
Moo
Moo
Moo
Moo
Cows
I'm so relieved y'all liked that, not everybody does, that one is one I like to call some
utter chaos
Great
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