Who's the bloke in the funny red coat?
Cooperman's the name.
Who's the bloke in the funny red coat?
Cooperman's the name.
Stamp your feet and clap your hands,
shout hip hip hooray,
just to hear the sound of
the band means Cooperman's here today.
Oh, thank you very much.
It's great to be here.
With me you'll have a lot of fun.
All the fuss and the bustle is the size of one muscle.
It's as big as a current in a pond.
Come fly with me, I'll take you around.
I'll show you all the sights.
Now I'll have to fly close to the ground,
because I'm afraid of heights.
Imagine being afraid of heights.
Isn't it funny?
Who's the bloke in the funny red coat?
Cooperman's the name.
Who's the bloke in the funny red coat?
Cooperman's the name.
Stamp your feet and clap your hands,
shout hip hip hooray,
just to hear the sound of the band means Cooperman's here today.
Now I can't fly,
well,
not very far,
so I'll take you for a hike.
Now I'd give you a lift on my crossbar,
but the chain's broke on my bike.
Now let's be fair,
I'm taller than you,
so this is what we'll do,
right?
When we get to the hills and the dales and the humps,
kick me on the shins and stand on the lumps.
Oh, that's a hard.
Ah.
That's my music.
Is it a phone box?
Who's the bloke in the funny red coat?
Cooperman's the name.
When
I was young,
I wasn't strong,
especially in my teens.
But then one day I just took off through eating lots of beans.
Now,
when I flew across the sky,
they all said,
oh,
a rocket.
You see,
I just eaten a large tin of beans and
I kept it as a spare in my pocket.
You've got to carry a spare in case you have a blowout.
You know what I mean?
Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a spinning locomotive.
Is it a bird?
No!
Is it a plane?
No!
It's...
Thank you very much.
Cooperman!
Is my music a game?
Oh, where's that damn phone box?
Now,
I'm not waiting for a call,
I'm waiting to change.
Stab your feet and clap your hands,
shout hip hip hooray.
Hip hip hooray.
Hear the sound of the band,
meet Cooperman's here today.
Oh,
Cooperman's here.
Who's the bloke in the funny red coat?
That's me.
Cooperman's the name.
Oh.
Who's the bloke in the funny red coat?
Cooperman's the name.
It's fun.
Cooperman's the name.
Oh, I'm having a good time.
Cooperman's the name.
Hey, listen, I was flying today, you know.
And I flew straight into a busby.
Down,
I've got the GPO,
and one of the busbys are * compelling.
Cooperman's the name.
Well, the big lad,
big tall, I say.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hip hip hooray.
Cooperman's the name.
I had a gag there, I'd forgotten it.