Good evening, welcome to my castle.
Count Munch was a very strange vampire who lived a long time ago.
High upon a hill above Tybletown, his castle was on show.
Now the people of the town made chocolate in every kind of way.
And every night, by the full moonlight, you could hear the vampire say...
Tonight I'll munch on my favourite chocolate.

I'll have a favourite crunch and have chocolate ripple cake.
I'll put my fan in a chocolate meringue and have a double chocolate shake.
I'll take a bite of Turkish delight then I'll have a peppermint cream.
When it gets light, I'll take flight.
It's enough to make a vampire scream!
Oh, I was having so much fun eating all that beautiful chocolate!
But I'll have to go now.
You see the Count's been stealing chocolate From all the folks in town
He waits till they're fast asleep in bed And then he creeps around
Nobody knows where the chocolate goes It just disappears without trace
The only clue to where the chocolate's gone Is the smile upon the vampire's face
Tonight I'll munch on my favourite crotch And have chocolate-doubled cake
I'll put my fang in a chocolate meringue And have a double chocolate shake
I'll take a bite of turkey's delight Then I'll have a peppermint cream
When it gets light, I'll take flight It's enough to make a vampire scream
Oh, this beautiful chocolate cake
Oh, it's absolutely beautiful
And creamy And it's all for me
Tonight I'll munch on my favourite crotch And have chocolate-doubled cake
I'll put my fang in a chocolate meringue And have a double chocolate shake
I'll take a bite of turkey's delight Then I'll have a peppermint cream
When it gets light, I'll take flight It's enough to make a vampire scream
Tonight I'll munch on my favourite crotch And have chocolate-doubled cake
I'll put my fang in a chocolate meringue And have a double chocolate shake
I'll take a bite of turkey's delight Then I'll have a peppermint cream
When it gets light, I'll take flight It's enough to make a vampire scream
Tonight I'll munch on my favourite crotch And have chocolate-doubled cake
I'll put my fang in a chocolate meringue And have a double chocolate shake
Tonight I'll munch on my favourite crotch And have chocolate-doubled cake