Well, a good friend of mine was a joiner And he built me the sturdiest chair
And he sold me a rope, the way that we'd cope Between me and a good foot of air
But apparently the country we live in Is comfortable selling you junk
The rope, it went slack, the chair, it collapsed And gradually my poor heart, it sunk
I couldn't get dead in an earthquake I couldn't get dead in a storm
Ambulantrum flood in my neighborhood Had surfaced, though
Happy and warm I couldn't get dead in a tornado
I couldn't get dead in a ditch Lifetime is on and the chance has begun
And you realize death's just a bitch
Well, I filled up the back with hot water And plugged myself into the grid
In a carpet yet high, reached for bye-bye Where neighbors and friends hadn't hid
Bye-bye, I jumped into water A deadly mixture, that's true
But just like my luck, mine is strike-struck And power cut followed that, too
I couldn't get dead in an earthquake
I couldn't get dead in a storm
Ambulantrum flood in my neighborhood Had surfaced, though
Happy and warm I couldn't get dead in a tornado
I couldn't get dead in a ditch Lifetime is on and the chance has begun
And you realize death's just a bitch
Well, it's mental health week on the radio Mental health month on TV
The camp and the bunch Are talking so much
That nobody's noticing me
The truth is I lost me, dear partner And solemnly made me this pledge
To climb in your tower, the sky's graying down on me

And fly in the Einean'er's land
I couldn't get dead in an earthquake I couldn't get dead in a storm
Ambulantrum flood in my neighborhood Had surfaced, though
Happy and warm I couldn't get dead in a tornado
I couldn't get dead in a ditch Lifetime is on and the chance has begun





Life struggles on when the chance is big gone
And your real life is just a bitch