Pom pom Tammy in a single mom Chevy
peeling out her not so skinny jeans
painting on her mascara in the rear view mirror
quesadilla in the baby seat
She's got a thing for Hank
She got on a date popped a dent at a passenger side
She wasn't looking for love when he fixed a truck,
but she's looking pretty lucky tonight
She's a top of the bottom cream of the crop
Naptie living the dream.
Yes. She ain't all bad,
but she ain't half bad for former corn queen
Well,
she knocked,
knocked,
knocked on his old screen door that's as broke as the both of them
He's been waiting since the third grade to tell her to come on in
He's got a heart of gold a little more
to hold than he had when he was 16
Yeah,
he ain't all bad,
but he ain't half bad for former corn queen
Hey Romeo and Juliet,
Ma, Billy Bob and Charlene
Ain't all bad,
but it ain't half bad for former corn queen
Then
a couple months they had a lot of fun everything that you think
Got half a hearse stuff and a toothbrush and a Dixie cup by the sink
No kids of his own just a two year old who thinks he's everything
He's gonna change her name gonna help
her raise a future former corn queen
Hell it ain't all bad,
but it ain't half bad for former corn queen