I like girls, they like me They look so good, and they say I'm genius Don't you could be the one, and my only I wanna be famous, I wanna be famous Don't you could be the one, and my only I wanna be faithful, but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar My hands, my hands, my hands, my hands Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands Out the cookie jar See I got this problem, I need help trying to solve it Cause meeting after meeting, and I'm still a cookie hog You can hide em, I'ma find em, on the counter, in the closet And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate My girl be setting booby traps to catch me eating Scooby snacks I left crumbs in the bed once, but I told her I was through with that She still don't believe in me And I guess that I'm cool with that But I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose And the truth of the matter is They like girls, they like me They look so good, they say I'm genius Don't you could be the one, and my only I wanna be faithful, but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar My hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands Out the cookie jar I got a thing for Milano, biscotti, Italianos And I never turn down some Oreos Oreos if you got Butter, vegan, Puerto Rican All them oatmeal raisin Asians Hazelnut, Brazilians Macadamia, Caucasians Double stuff or thin it It don't matter, you getting it Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose And the fact of the matter is They like girls, they like me They look so good, they say I'm genius Don't you could be the one, and my only I wanna be faithful, but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar My hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands Out the cookie jar I'm a monster for these cookies I'm a beast for they treats A animal for they crackers Head to feet, they so damn sweet Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands Out the cookie jar And there you have it I tried my best I went to Cookie Anonymous I guess I'm a failure I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar But it is what it is