Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid,
barking chemtrails in the skies.
Claiming Bill Gates had put microchips in all the chicken pot pies.
Launching himself in his lawn chair,
grooming the Earth Boss flat.
Microwaving his burritos,
now he only wears his tinfoil hat.
Conspiranoid!
Berry and Berry and King Cherry and
felt Dr. Tony was selling her lies.
So to keep from getting the big bad flu,
she sprinkled cat urine into her eyes.
With garlic cloves in her nostrils,
and dryer sheets taped to her head.
Berry and Berry and King Cherry and his
snail was sneaking up a hospital bed.
Conspiranoid!
Conspiranoid!
Conspiranoid!
You can lead a horse to water,
but you cannot make him drink.
You can guide a fool to a dungeon,
but you'll rarely
make him think.
Be wary of Conspiranoia,
as purveyors abound.
For an open knife to open spills in contents on the ground.
Conspiranoia!
Conspiranoia!
Conspiranoia!
Conspiranoia!
Conspiranoia!
Let me tell you something about Betty White
that the mainstream media won't report.
She died of a COVID booster shot.
She was also Barbara Bush's secret sister.
Cow dung will protect everyone.
It's scientifically proven that cow dung is an anti-radiation.
This is a chip that can be used with
mobile phones to reduce radiation.
It will save our people against diseases.
Which
leads us to chemtrails.
Scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere,
implementing biological warfare and population control,
and geoengineering a race of superhuman genius.
The Anupai were a race of extraterrestrial beings who came
to Earth around 500,000 years ago in order to mine gold.
They are a race of blood-drinking,
shape-shifting alien reptiles,
and have infiltrated the Bush family,
Margaret Thatcher,
Bob Hope,
and the British Royals,
among others.
JFK Jr. is alive and well.
He did not die in a plane crash,
the post-Martha Spinger interview.
He's going to reappear in Daily Plaza 58 years
after his father's assassination to announce that
he'll be Donald Trump's running mate in 2020.
The Earth is not a sphere,
and evidence has been faked or suppressed to hide the
fact that it is instead a disk or a single infinite plane.
GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots
wrongly believe that they are flying around the globe.
The Camp Fire in
California destroyed over 153,000 acres,
18,000 structures.
If it was caused by its own power,
why did numerous witnesses agree to help?