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Confessions Sessions,
anything under the sun that you want to tell us,
want to get off your chest,
and yes,
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so we're not even sure if these stories are real,
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Alright we got a letter,
this one is coming from Polpoi,
and he writes us...
Since it was my senior year,
I wanted to check out the different colleges and have some choices.
I went to Taft,
I went to Katipunan,
I went to España,
also checked out the one in Diliman.
Now I looked at the campuses and wanted to
check out how it felt to be in a university.
The one in Katipunan and others,
they were okay,
but it didn't feel right.
Maybe because I was just too far from the south.
Since I live in the south,
you know what,
the one in Taft was the one for me.
It was closer to home, easier to communicate,
and a lot of my friends went there.
And my older sister was there, so hey,
I probably have a ride.
So I told my sister if she can accompany
me and really check out the school.
Now you know,
make me go around the campus,
have a feel for all the students,
and just
get the pure vibe.
Now my sister had a class one Saturday,
and she invited me to go to the campus.
She said that I can go around,
you know,
check out the whole school with her.
So that morning, my dad dropped us off,
and I went up to her dorm and picked her up.
Now my sister and I walked to school.
As we entered the main gate,
I heard someone shout my sister's name.
As we turned around to see who it was.
Now boys, a vision appeared.
Imagine this.
Cue in slow music.
A girl wrapped in an aura,
slow motion walking towards us,
with her hair blowing against the wind.
A nice smile.
Oh my,
the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life.
She was tall,
sexy,
and super pretty.
She was Chinese mestiza.
She was wearing jeans, a tight shirt,
and some hot flip flops.
As I meekly checked her out from head to toe,
boys,
I was smitten.
She had long brown hair highlighted,
matched with a nice hot voluptuous body.
She was tan.
She was into sports.
She had great legs, a nice round rear,
and she had the prettiest and cleanest feet in
the whole world.
Now she approached us, and she said,
Hey Ann, how are you?
Where are you going?
What are you doing here?
Now my sister replied,
Hey Gwen,
I'm with my little brother, Popoy.
He wants to go around campus.
Popoy, this is Gwen.
I'm with the Org.
Popoy,
why are you here?
Do you want to study here?
And I replied,
Yes, I want to study here.
I was speechless,
yet noticed that she wasn't speaking any English.
Hey Ann,
what's up?
Where are you going?
Nothing, I have class.
Popoy wants to go around.
Come with me.
I don't have anything to do in the dorm.
Just come with Popoy.
Oh, can I?
Yes, she's a virgin.
Okay.
I couldn't believe it.
It was like I won the lottery.
I was going to spend the next three hours with her.
I was so overjoyed.
I was thinking to myself,
I want to have a sexy time.
I want to have a badminton.
I want to have a badminton.
I want to have a badminton.
I want to have a badminton.
I want to have a badminton.
I want to have a badminton.
I want to have a badminton.
I want to have a badminton.
I want to have a badminton.
I want to have a badminton.
We talked and talked.
She didn't have a boyfriend for a
couple of months because they split up.
You know what, she actually caught him cheating.
Man,
that was one stupid mother effer.
We talked and talked.
And she told me,
I broke up with my boyfriend a few months
ago because I caught him with a girl.
That's so embarrassing!
So annoying!
And I was thinking to myself as she said that,
Oh my gosh,
that mother effer!
How could he do that to this beautiful lady?
And I told her,
You know Gwen,
I've never had a girlfriend.
To be honest, I've never been kissed.
Oh my gosh!
Really?
You've never been kissed and never been touched?
Yes,
never.
I don't remember where it all went and how long it took.
Boys, I was in heaven.
I was walking on air.
After the quickest 3 hours,
we proceeded back to my sister's classroom.
Now,
Gwen and I waited outside her class
and my sister went out and she told me,
Boy!
Yes, Ape?
Boy, we've been here for 3 hours.
Our groupmates haven't finished the project yet.
Is it okay?
3 hours?
Okay, okay.
I'll just stay in the dorm.
It's hot.
Just go with Gwen.
I know you have a crush on her.
Ate, please.
It's okay.
It's easy to get.
My sister handed me the keys.
Here's the keys.
Thank you, Ate.
Wait for me at the condo.
Okay.
And if you're hungry,
there's food there.
You can have it.
It was a now or never moment.
Should I ask her to join me at the condo?
Should I ask her out to lunch?
Or should I be stylish and college-like and ask her to be a star?
And then, she asked me,
Hey, poor boy.
Do you want to join us at the condo?
It seems like you can't answer that.
I was so dumbfounded.
Huh?
Uh...
Uh...
It was like finding all 6 numbers matching on the lottery.
I froze.
Uh...
Uh...
My knees buckled.
Uh...
And I felt a tingling sensation in my stomach.
Oh.
And I answered her,
Huh?
You're going to join us at the condo?
You have nothing to do?
Huh?
Poor boy.
I wouldn't ask that if I have something to do.
I have nothing to do and I'm getting lazy.
Let's just go to your house so we can at least have an aircon.
Now, we walked over to my sister's condo,
went up the elevator,
and all this time,
I couldn't believe how lucky I was.
What am I going to do here?
Here it is.
Here it is.
I told you to ask her to join us at the condo.
Constantly,
I was trying to make sense of everything.
This is just a dream.
This can't be happening to me.
This cannot be true.
It's a dream.
It's just a fantasy.
It's not the real thing.
It was so surreal.
I was going to spend more time with Gwen and boys.
I was thrilled.
When I got to my sister's studio,
I opened the aircon,
and then proceeded to the bathroom to take a pee.
Gwen, wait a minute.
I'm just going to jingle.
I will be right back.
Okay.
I'll wait for you here.
Now, when I came out of the bathroom,
Gwen was lying down on my sister's bed with a drink in her hand.
And she already turned on the TV.
Now,
if it was any other girl,
I would have found it,
you know,
a little too fresh.
But
that's what makes Gwen so appealing.
Her carefree attitude.
She was a sight to
see.
She looked so comfortable.
She had no slippers on.
She was lying down sideways.
Her treasure chest all squeezed up.
Her undersized shirt running up her stomach.
A faint hint of hair around the belly button area.
And their clean, pink,
perfect feet dangling from the end of the bed.
I've never seen such perfect feet.
Nice, clean toes.
Perfectly trimmed toenails.
Nice, sexy arc.
No calluses.
No bunions.
I was staring at them.
They looked oh, so good.
And then she shouted,
and
I replied,
and I replied.
And she rebutted.
And we both laughed.
We started talking up again.
And then she mentioned to me.
Now I sat on the corner of the bed.
Then she motioned me to lay beside her.
Now we were
side by side,
watching TV. And then she closed her eyes to take a nap.
She laid her head
beside me.
I could smell her.
She was so warm, and I could feel her breathing.
I was so conscious
because after a long walk around campus,
I might not be,
you know,
smelling a bit pleasant.
Oh,
what's this?
I might die.
I might have a B.O.
Jabbar alert! Jabbar alert!
And then after a few minutes,
she opened up her eyes.
She looked at me.
And she said,
Hi, Popoy.
Popoy,
I have a question.
Do you want to learn how to kiss?
Huh?
Uh, uh,
uh, uh, yeah.
How do you do that?
She laughed.
And boys, she kissed me softly on the lips.
Come here.
Here.
Taste my lips.
I never felt so alive.
We kissed.
Not passionately, but slowly.
Like we were trying to feel each other out.
And it wasn't that sloppy.
We kissed for a while,
then somehow I mustered up enough
to *** her treasure chest.
Oh, yes.
She didn't fight back.
And then she placed my hands on her back right above her bra strap.
I didn't know what to do.
I fumbled a little bit.
She got impatient, and she undid it herself.
She removed her shirt, and then,
O-M-G.
I
couldn't believe it.
It was the treasure that I've been always wanting to see.
They
were there.
They were perfect.
It was flawless.
So, boys,
you know what?
I slowly made my
way in.
I was like a little sailor boy,
just enjoying the
fruits of my treasure hunt.
Boys,
she was enjoying it because I could hear her.
Oh, Popoy.
Oh, Popoy.
Boys, in no time, both
of us,
we were in our birthday suit.
And then I decided to kiss her all over because her
body was like a wonderland.
Her body is a wonderland.
Boys, I was going to be a diver,
but...
Popoy.
Oh, Popoy.
Why?
I don't like you.
I don't like you.
I really didn't know what to do.
Huh?
Okay.
So I continued down to her legs,
you know,
just enjoying the whole view.
My heart was beating faster.
I was so never so turned on in my life.
I kissed her ankles,
and then I proceeded to her feet.
I didn't care we were walking around the whole day.
I really didn't care.
I just cared about her feet.
She buckled a little,
but I'm sure she was a bit ticklish.
She didn't fight me off,
so I continued worshipping her feet.
I slowly kissed,
rubbed her feet.
One by one, I was just enjoying it.
I was in heaven, boys, and I was ready for more.
Boys,
it was time.
It was time for me
to get some ST.
This is it.
This is the moment.
This is it.
Looking at her pretty face,
feeling her beautiful body next to mine.
Boys,
this was the moment.
This was my moment.
She reached down,
and she grabbed Soldier Boy.
Popoy,
come here.
Soldier Boy entered.
Soldier Boy came out.
Soldier Boy entered.
Soldier Boy came out.
And then I reached my...
Mala King!
Tee-tick!
Oh!
*.
I collapsed on top of her in pure mind-bending ecstasy.
And I was in disgust because I knew I didn't have...
...performance!
Boys,
I was a too pumped up.
As I laid on top of her,
I heard her giggle.
And I asked her...
And she said...
Oh, Popoy.
It's your first time.
Get away from me!
Look, I'm going to take a bath.
Round 2!
Oh, Popoy.
You're so good at Round 2.
She smiled and said goodbye, and then she left.
Bye, Mr. Too-Pump-Chomp.
It was so fast.
Literally.
I was in bed, lying down,
still reeling from the multitude of emotions.
Pleasure, disgust, disappointment.
And then, all of a sudden,
there was a knock at the door.
My sister arrived.
Popoy!
What?
Sister?
Oh, *.
Popoy!
Sister!
Let's go home.
Wait, sister.
Where are you?
Wait, I'll open the door.
Where are you?
I'm in the room.
I'll open the door.
I'm tired.
I went out.
I was so nervous that she might notice anything.
I'm so nervous.
I might make a mistake.
Or,
she could smell the room.
It smelled like
sexy time.
I might smell sexy.
It was a good thing that my sister was too
tired from her schoolwork to notice anything.
And I said...
Okay, let's go, sister.
As we left the room, I was still in a daze.
Still not sure what just happened.
And then, my sister asked me...
Oh, boy!
Sister?
Where's Gwen?
Sister?
You're with her, right?
Yes,
we already have Gwen.
Really?
Good.
I don't like that.
She's always so loud at school.
She's always making a fuss.
Oh, it's you, sister.
I was surprised that she suddenly joined you.
Did she try any moves on you, Popoy?
No, no.
She didn't.
We just chilled out.
I thought you had sexy time.
No, sister.
I won't do that.
Boys,
I didn't know what to say.
That was all I could muster up.
Then we both laughed.
Still not sure what to think of what my sister actually thought.
I never talked about what happened.
I never told a soul.
First, who would actually believe me?
She's a goddess.
I was just a mortal.
Now,
this is one of the things that'll be a notch under my belt.
But still,
I won't be able to tell anyone.
Except you boys.
My curse continues.
Yours truly,
Popoy.