Sweetie, baby, Jesus on fire, I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass out of this Devil kept pokin' the bullhole, so I shook her at the mow-down peak, cause I was holdin' I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass out of this Shoulda done my gattin' to the birdie, but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula? I better hang onto this Lordy, with my hand up on the Bible, swear I shot the damn devil, not a bitch, but the Pope won't give a *** I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass out of this Lordy, won't you show a little mercy, I've been on the street never since the judge and the warden come for me Rat poison, devil kept pokin', so I shook the rest of Mozambique, cause I was holdin' I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass out of this Goddamn church, motherfuckers Goddamn church, found me guilty of public toxication, public urination, and parole violation But the C.S.I. couldn't find the body to corroborate my bull*** story Sweet Jesus, don't let the judge release me, what if she's a zombie or a Dracula? I'm tryin' to prove it Devil walked away from my fangin' trip to Mozambique Kill me out of hell *