He says I'm gay and then he tells me that I'm a homosexual Like I ain't ever even heard that before, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah But right before he asks me if I'm really straight or if I'm just gay And then proceeds to say I'm gay and I'm like *** it, why'd you ask me in the first place? And I get thinking, you know, unless you wanna sleep with me Unless you wanna unleash forces deep inside of me Tangled up in bedrooms, she's in sickies, sweetheart Unless you wanna moan my name While I am moving from your lips down to your waistline And further down and down You ain't gotta know why You ain't gotta know why You ain't gotta know why Now I'm hearing you tell all your little friends that I am so gay And that I don't even know it, even though I always show it And I still don't even know it, oh yeah Well, you're half right, but half wrong than my friend Guess what, you're half right, but half wrong than my friend You know you're half right, but half wrong than my friend Yeah, yeah, and I hear ya Cause you say that I don't know, well let me, let me tell you what I know That I know that I am Ben Hoffman, I know my sexuality And it's just common courtesy to shut the *** up about it if you're not me Unless, unless you wanna sleep with me Unless you wanna unleash forces deep inside of me Tangled up in bedrooms, she's in sickies, sweetheart Unless you wanna moan my name While I am moving from your lips down to your waistline And further down and down You ain't gotta know why Oh, you ain't gotta know why You ain't gotta know why No, no, no Unless you wanna see me naked With my body on your body You ain't gotta know, no, you ain't gotta know You ain't gotta know, no, you ain't gotta know Who I love ain't none of your business It's all just none of your business You had me underestimated It's none of your business