Colonel Pumpkin wakes up in the morning
Looks into the mirror at his head
Wonders why he's lonesome in the morning
When others have a loved one in their bed
Oh Colonel Pumpkin,
when will you face the truth?
Someone's got to live a life alone
Oh Colonel Pumpkin, please try to help yourself
And make the best of what you have to give
Fate was not too kind as you grew older
Someone seemed to want a friend of you
Maybe if you stopped and thought it over
Then you'd know what you have got to do
Oh Colonel Pumpkin,
when will you face the truth?
Someone's got to live a life alone Oh Colonel Pumpkin,
please try to help yourself
And make the best of what you have to give
Oh
Colonel Pumpkin,
when will you face the truth?
Someone's got to live a life alone Oh Colonel Pumpkin,
please try to help yourself
And make the best of what you have to give