Some people eat grapefruit for breakfast, some people eat oatmeal
There are those who are sure granola is a very good deal
But not me, I don't go for that stuff
When it comes to nourishment I get more than enough
Nothing satisfies my taste like sitting down to a great big plate of
Cold pizza for breakfast, warm coke to wash it down
Maybe a couple of anchovies make this meal well-rounded
Give me cold pizza for breakfast and a pinch of cold spaghetti will do
But there's nothing in the world that I like better than eating cold pizza with you
Is this giving you any idea?
My man takes me out in the evening, he treats me so nice
We go to the movies, we go dancing, we go for more than a slice
Yes, we order a pie, we eat but can we take the rest home?
That's part of the plan and in the morning when the sun rises
He sees that crazy look in my eyes, I want cold pizza for breakfast, warm coke to wash it down
Maybe a couple of onion rings make this meal well-rounded
Give me cold pizza for breakfast and a pinch of cold spaghetti will do
But there's nothing in the world that I like better than eating cold pizza with you
Herman Tarnow would never approve
I can hear him spinning in his grave
He could be alive eating pizza right now
Except for when it came to dating women the doctor didn't know how to behave
Herman was healthy but Herman is dead
The pizza surely didn't do him in
Jean Harris is behind bars looking quite sad
Do you see what I'm getting at? You tend to kill when you're skinny but not when you're fat
So give me pizza for breakfast, warm coke to wash it down
Maybe a couple of pepperoni make this girl well-rounded
Give me cold pizza for breakfast and a pinch of cold spaghetti will do
But there's nothing in the world that I like better than eating cold pizza with you
Nothing in the world that I like better than eating cold pizza
Nothing in the world that I like better than eating cold pizza with you