With a handful of backhanders and a bevy of beauty

Going off-limits, going off duty

Going off the rails, going off with booty

They tell tales of fiction found on all the criminal types

Lead to a higher-ranking man or a face with thin red stripes The boys next door

The mums and dads

New-weds and nearly-deads

Have you ever been had in clubland?

In clubland There's a piece in someone's pocket to do the dirty work

You've come to shoot the pony, they've come to do the jerk

They leave him halfway to paradise, they leave you halfway to bliss

The ladies' invitation never seemed like this The boys next door

The mums and dads

New-weds and nearly-deads

Have you ever been had in clubland?

In clubland The long arm of the law slides up the outskirts of town

Meanwhile in clubland they are ready to pull them down

Hey The right to work is traded in for the right to refuse admission

Don't pass out now, there's no refund, did you find out what you were missing?

The crowd is taking forty winks minus ten percent

You barely get required sleep to go lingering with contemptment

Thursday to Saturday

Money's gone already

Some things come in common these days

Your hands and work aren't steady The boys next door

The mums and dads

New-weds and nearly-deads

Have you ever been had in clubland?

In clubland

In clubland

In clubland, he-e-y