V1:
I've got a new friend
She's hanging on my wall
She's not like the others
She's the fairest of them all
Pc:
When the world it brings me down
And life don't go my way
I'm thinking I should end it all
But I got a new solution
I got a new solution
Ch:
I'm gonna pick up some beer, and stay at home
And stare at my Claire Danes Poster
V2:
Sometimes, my stomach hurts
Early in the day
But one look in her direction
And the pain just goes away
Pc2:
When I toss and turn at night
And I can't go to sleep
There's too much *** swimming in my head
But I got a new solution
I got a new solution
Ch2:
I'm gonna pick up some beer, and stay at home
And stare at my Claire Danes poster
She looks so bitchin', she always listens
She never tells me I'm a loser
I'm a loser
B:
She is so beautiful, and she always understands
Every once in a while I pretend she's my hand