Cigarettes and chocolate milk These are just a couple of my craves Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger A little bit thicker, a little bit heartful for me If I should buy jelly beans Have to eat them all in just one sitting Everything it seems I like's a little bit sweeter A little bit better, a little bit heartful for me And then there's those other things Which for several reasons we won't mention Everything about them is a little bit stronger A little bit harder, a little bit deadly It isn't very smart Tends to make one part so brokenhearted Sitting here remembering me Always been a shoemaid for the city Go ahead, accuse me of just singing about places Where scrappy boys' faces have general run Of the town playing with prodigal sons Takes a lot of sentimental valium Can't expect the world to be all raggedy andy While running home empty You little old doll with a frown You gotta keep in the game Retaining mystique while facing forward I suggest a reading of a lesson in tightropes Or surfing your high hopes or adios, Kansas It isn't very smart Tends to make one part so brokenhearted Still there's not a show on my back Holes or a friendly intervention I'm just a little bit heiress, a little bit Irish, a little bit Tower of Pisa whenever I see ya So please be kind if I'm a mess Cigarettes and chocolate milk Cigarettes and chocolate milk Cigarettes and chocolate milk