Sou sa ore wa mezamete shimatta
Tokubetsuna chikara motte shimatta
Kono BARIA no mae ni wa
Donna yatsura mo muryoku daze

Tenshi ka akuma no umekawari ka
Mienai mono ga miete shimauda
Migiude ga uzuki dashita
Kakusei no toki wa mada hayai

Kodomo janaishi otona demonai
Tetsugaku PIASU buchi akete
KASHIORE karagare REMON wo kaketara
Saa!

Nonde nonde nonde nonde
Kojirase chatte PANPAKAPAPPAPPAAN
Kodoku to herikutsu no yami magirete
Tokkouyaku wa mitsukaranai

Otoko ni umareta shukumei dakara
Hontou no jibun sagasu tame
Hanate ore no SAACHI RAITO!
Sou sa ore wa mezamete shimatta

Kyoudai na chikaramotte shimatta
Ore no haigo ni tatsu no wa
Kiken dakara OSUSUME shinai ze
CHIRA CHIRA shisen kanji teru

Sonna ni ore ga ki ni naru no kai
Ainiku TAIPU janai kedo
Koi yo kurebaa ni daite yaru
Ikemen janaishi one night love

Ore iro KARAA de some agete
Toriaezu namade TENSHON agetara
Saa!
Gochisousama ga kikoetenai

Kojirase chatte PANPAKAPAPPAPPAAN
Risou to genjitsu no hazama de yureteru
Kaiketsusaku wa miataranai

Setsuna wo musaboru unmei naraba
Aisuru hito wo mamoru tame
ETANAARU FOOSU BURIZAADO!

[RAP]
Okake ni datta denwa wa
Denpa no todokanai basho ni aru ka
Dengen ga haittenai ka
Kawaii onna no ko janai to kakarimasen

Xx wo o-tashikame no ue o-kakedaoshi kudasai
Kojirase chatte PANPAKAPAPPAPPAAN
Kodoku to herikutsu no yami ni magirete
Tokkouyaku wa mitsukaranai

Otoko ni umareta shukumei dakara
Kojirase chatte PANPAKAPAPPAPPAAN
Risou to genjitsu no hazama de yureteru
Kaiketsusaku wa miataranai

Setsuna wo musaboru unmei naraba
Hontou no jibun sagasu tame
Hanate ore no SAACHI RAITO!
ETANAARU FOOSU BURIZAADO!