Written by Dennis DeYoung

Lead vocals by Dennis DeYoung I remember Christopher

such a man

so brave and tall he took the baby Jesus

in his arms

across the waterfall people cried, "he's holy!

he's a saint not a man!"

all at once it was written

in the book of the land Christopher, Mr. Christopher

why won't they leave you alone?

Christopher, Mr. Christopher

why won't they leave you alone? there was Mary Margaret

a Christian lady

dressed in black she believed St. Christopher

helped her find

a way back she told him all her secrets

and the dreams of her years

so when they took that saint away

all that's left were her tears Mary cried "they're crazy!

the world is changing too fast!"

it was then she discovered

that her faith couldn't last Christopher, Mr. Christopher

why won't they leave you alone?

Christopher, Mr. Christopher

why won't they leave you alone? Christopher, Mr. Christopher

why won't they leave you alone?

Christopher, Mr. Christopher

why won't they leave you alone?