The Grinch with a heart two sizes too small
despised the joy of Christmas most of all
High atop the mountain he plotted many schemes
Disguised as Santa he crept through the nights
Swiping the gifts from the tree and
taking down all the Christmas lights
More than a half by 2.9 the epitome of mean
People saying he's just like me
telling me I'm grumpy
Saying I wear a frown on my face and a
slam in the door in the carol singer's face
Well I like candy sometimes I like to dance
those Christmas songs ain't got no chance
I feel so pushed on me and I know just let me be
Four pints and two shots in the epitome of mean
But it only seems like yesterday that it was this time last year
I feel like a Grinch I've got absolutely no Christmas cheer
Who's a who?
A whimsical leper kangaroo small furry humanoid
for canines now known for their warm hearts
Well that's not me
don't wanna be
But now the Grinch's heart it grew three sizes now he likes Christmas
Running around shouting ho ho ho
Well I like food and I like a beer Christmas time I got no cheer
It's all too commercial and that's not for me
Don't wanna be
It's not for me
I'm the epitome of mean
But it only seems like yesterday that it was this time last year
I'm like a Grinch I've got absolutely no Christmas cheer
Who's a who?
A whimsical leper kangaroo small furry humanoid
for canines now known for their warm hearts
Well that's not me
don't wanna be
Well that's not me don't wanna be