It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny Well it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or jack frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on new year's day It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke
We're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday What a crazy fluke
We're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday