Everyone showed up an hour early
Every year they invade my home
Now my niece is asking me
Is if this turkey's gluten free
It's got me checking flights on my phone
I'm spending Christmas alone
No, Christmas alone
No, Christmas alone
I've just gotta go
I've just gotta go
I'm spending Christmas alone
Uncle's criticizing how my lawn looks
Cousin's trying to sell me crypto
House is smelling extra nice
With cinnamon and apple spice
But I'm spending Christmas alone

But now it just smells like it's cologne
I'm spending Christmas alone
No, Christmas alone
No, Christmas alone
Can't take anymore
Can't take anymore
I'm spending Christmas alone
Now I'm scrolling TikTok at the airport
They just started boarding my zone
Kind of miss my family
And hey, there's always therapy
So I go catch an Uber back home
Not spending Christmas alone
No, Christmas alone
No, in two more days I go home
No, two more days I go home
Wooah-ah, ooh, ooh
Not spending Christmas alone
Ha-ah, oh, ha-ah-ah-ah
Ha-ah, oh, ha-ah-ah-ah
Ha-ah, oh, ha-ah-ah-ah
I go catch an Uber back home
Not spending Christmas alone
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