Everyone showed up an hour earlyEvery year they invade my homeNow my niece is asking meIs if this turkey's gluten freeIt's got me checking flights on my phoneI'm spending Christmas aloneNo, Christmas aloneNo, Christmas aloneI've just gotta goI've just gotta goI'm spending Christmas aloneUncle's criticizing how my lawn looksCousin's trying to sell me cryptoHouse is smelling extra niceWith cinnamon and apple spiceBut I'm spending Christmas aloneBut now it just smells like it's cologneI'm spending Christmas aloneNo, Christmas aloneNo, Christmas aloneCan't take anymoreCan't take anymoreI'm spending Christmas aloneNow I'm scrolling TikTok at the airportThey just started boarding my zoneKind of miss my familyAnd hey, there's always therapySo I go catch an Uber back homeNot spending Christmas aloneNo, Christmas aloneNo, in two more days I go homeNo, two more days I go homeWooah-ah, ooh, oohNot spending Christmas aloneHa-ah, oh, ha-ah-ah-ahHa-ah, oh, ha-ah-ah-ahHa-ah, oh, ha-ah-ah-ahI go catch an Uber back homeNot spending Christmas aloneyou