Hey, girl. Cross-dresser for Christ here. I know you love this time of year as much as I do. So let's be multicultural together and learn everything from Wikipedia about the holiday season. Christmastime, Christmastime, yeah, it's here again. Santa's lap, make it clap, oh, you naughty man. Lump of coal in your soul, chase it down with gin. Best time of the year. Hanukkah, Hanukkah, are you cool with that? Yarmulke, Yarmulke, it's a little hot. Blah, blah, blah, it's Yiddish, look it up. The best time of the year. And then there's Kwanzaa. Now, I don't know what it means either, but it's the corniest of all the holidays because they have corn. And that's pretty much all I got from Wikipedia. Hey, just another day off from work, though. Come on. Christmas, Hanukkah, everybody come on to come. Something for everyone to come. Christmas, Hanukkah, extravaganza. Ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, extravaganza. Come on. Ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, extravaganza. Kinara, menorah, come on, light them up. Africans, kosher juice, white people, Christmas. Don't forget, don't forget, winter solstice. Oh, we're not doing that. Merry Christmas. Shabbat shalom. I drive a man a Chevy. Live long and prosper. Peace be with you, and also with Jews. L'chaim. Christmahanakwanzakah. Everybody, come onzakah. Something for everyonezakah. Christmahanakwanzakah, extravaganza. Ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, extravaganza. Ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, extravaganza. Now we come to the bridge, my favorite part of any song. This is a bridge over troubled water. And I'm the troll beneath that bridge. So pay the toll, and have a happy and holiday beach. Christmahanakwanzakah. Everybody, come onzakah. Something for everyonezakah. Christmahanakwanzakah, extravaganza. Ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, extravaganza. Ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, extravaganza. Ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, extravaganza.