Hmm, what are you saying? Are you crazy?
Go straight.
Go straight. Where?
Go straight to Bhinga.
To Bhinga? Where? Where?
Go straight.
To Maldaarpet.
Hey!
Where is the road? Which road is it?
Go straight.
Which road?
To Maldaarpet.
Hey!
Hey, who is he? He looks like a fool.
Jai, I am asking you, why do you want to go from here?
Why do I want to go?
Yes, say that.
Why do I want to go?
Oh, I see.
You also have a big doubt, Jai.
What?
You have a big doubt.
Hey, don't make a fuss.
Go to Maldaarpet.
Hey, I will drink now.
What are you saying?
You are drunk.
I am asking you, why do you want to drink?
Jai, now you have to drink half a glass of water.
I will drink half a glass of water.
Jai, I will make the one who drinks drink up to Maldaarpet.
Drink up, Jai.
I will drink 100 times, but not 101 times.
No, drink 100 times.
No, Jai.
No, Jai.
Now, my condition is not good.
Jai.
My whole town is in trouble.
No, Jai.
Why?
Why?
In our house, today, chicken is cooked.
Oh, chicken.
Take a bowl.
Will I take it?
Two people, you also come to our house.
Yes, how?
You eat it.
That is the thing.
Manjita, tell me, how far is Maldaarpet from here?
Maldaarpet?
Yes.
How far is it?
How far is it?
Where is Maldaarpet?
Dalio.
What?
Maldaarpet.
Where is Dalio?
From here.
From where?
Maldaarpet.
Tell me from here, Jai.
What?
Tell me from here, Jai.
When I eat food, I eat my head.
Jai, I am going to drink Maldaarpet.
Okay.
Tell them, how far is Maldaarpet?
Tell them, how far is Maldaarpet?
I am going to drink Maldaarpet.
Drink it, Jai.
Tell me the address, Jai.
I will not listen to what you say.
My address.
What is the name of the neighborhood?
Go to the neighborhood.
What is the name of the neighborhood?
Maldaarpet.
Yes, that is the address.
My address.
Where are you from?
From where?
From where?
From where?

Go straight.
From Main Road?
No, from Patli Gali.
Where is that?
Patli Gali.
Near Moti Gali.
Where is that Moti Gali?
Near Main Road.
Where is Main Road?
Near Main Road.
Near the river.
Which river is that?
River.
River.
Government river.
Government river?
Is it your river or mine?
My river is in my house.
My river is in my house.
tch.
My river is in my house.

I agree.
Agree.
Agree.
Jai.






I want to go to Khabarastan.
You want to go to Khabarastan?
Yes.
I want to go to Khabarastan.
Where?
I want to stand in Khabarastan.
Stand where?
I want to stand there and see if anyone is sleeping.
Is that also there?
Khabarastan is very good.
I want to sleep whenever I wake up.
I will see.
Okay.
I want to sit in Khabarastan if they don't wake up.
What if they wake up?
I want to sleep if they don't wake up.
Okay.
I want to dig a well.
I want to sleep whenever they wake up.
Very good.
Jai.
Where is your home?
If you want to go to your home,
you have to take the road.
My home.
You have to enter Khabarastan.
Enter?
Enter and see.
See?
Go out.
Where is your home in Khabarastan?
Jai.
You have to enter Khabarastan.
Enter.
See.
What do you want to see in Khabarastan?
Do you want to see my head?
Jai.
You have a problem with a good man.
Jai.
Yes.
Our house has a perfect address.
Perfect.
Whose son are you in your mother's womb?
I am my father's son.
When did I tell you to come to your mother's womb?
I am Dhojna's son.
It's done. One by two.
My mother's.
My father's.
Listen to my address.
What?
Is this a bar?
It's a bar.
Where is the road?
There is no straight road.
Where is the road?
It's in front.
That road is a dead end.
That road is a dead end.
So you don't have to go by car.
People come here.
I don't know either.
No.
We go from here.
From here?
From the side.
From the side.
From the side.
Isn't it Chirendi?
If you come from the side of Chirendi,
there is a gulpet.
Oh my.
The dog died.
If you come from the gulpet and come here,
there is a bamboo market.
There is a bamboo market.
If you go straight,
there is a square circle of the mother's womb.
Whose is that?
The mother's womb.
The mother's womb.
Whose is the mother's womb?
The one with the collar.
Who is the one with the collar?
She is not here now.
She went up.
From that circle,
go straight.
Go straight.
How?
Go to Haveli Mohalla.
Haveli Mohalla.
Yes.
From there,
there is a factory of bangles.
That is ours.
There is our house.
That is ours.
From that side of the house,
she went up.
Yes.
The red one died.
That belongs to the government.
After that, the green one died.
That belongs to Narayan Swami.
After that, the blue one died.
That belongs to me.
What?
That belongs to you. Yes.
Whose son are you?
Whose son are you?
That belongs to my mother.
What is the name of your father?
What is the name of my father?
What is the name of my father?
Who are you asking?
I will ask.
That is it.
You don't know the name of your father.
I will ask.
I will ask the address of my house.
Then I will ask the name of my father.
Who told you?
What is your name?

What is your name?
My mother got married.
You have three sons.
Why are you picking up?
To beat.
To beat.
What is your name?
My mother got married.
What do you mean?
My mother is not there.
Your mother is there.
What is the name of your father?
What is the name of my father?
What is the name of your father?
What is the name of my father?
I will ask.
He is a jinn.
Jinn.
I am not a jinn.
If I am a jinn, I become a jinn.
If I am a jinn, I become a jinn.
Who will talk to you?
Fool.
My son.
My son.
My son.
Why are you crying?
Why are you crying?
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Why are you crying?
My mother got married.
Why?
Ask for 50 rupees.
Why do you want 50 rupees?
I want to watch a movie.
Watch a movie?
Yes.
What is 50 rupees?
I want to watch a movie.
I want to cut Sanjay Dutt.
You want to cut Sanjay Dutt?
Yes.
No.
Who?
Nagesh.
Not Nagesh?
Yes.
No.
Eat ours.
Drink ours.
Drink ours.
Sanjay Dutt will cut you.
Give me.
Whose son?
50.
I will have to repair it twice.
I think you know it.
I will ask you 50 rupees each.
What? How much do you want to ask?
This is not the first time in the world.
How will I ask?
If you ask 100 rupees, you will get 50 rupees.
Yes.
You will have to divert half and half.
Is it so?
Yes.
If you want to ask 100 rupees, you will have to ask 200 rupees.
If you want to ask 100 rupees, you will have to ask 200 rupees.
I see.
If you ask 100 rupees, you will get 50 rupees.
Yes.
Is it so?
Now I understand.
What do you understand?
If you want to see a bride, you will have to ask the bride's mother instead of the bride.
Why are you trying to fool me?
What is it?
It is not like that.
It is like that.
If you ask the bride's mother, she will thank you.
You are the one who said it.
If I said it, you would have said it.
Don't do that, son.
What am I going to say?
If you ask 100 rupees, you will get 50 rupees.
If you ask 50 rupees, you will get 25 rupees.
Okay, father.
I will do the same.
Now you need 25,000 rupees.
Yes.
You need 50,000 rupees for the couple.
Oh, I have to make such an adjustment.
I will give you 25,000 rupees.
Hmm.
If you want a cycle, you have to ask the scooter.
I see.
I will give you a cycle.
I understand.
Leave it, father.
You have to ask half of the money, son.
I see.
So you will give me 50 rupees, father.
I will give you.
Hmm.
Okay, I will give you.
What is your mother doing?
Oh, I have to count the money, son.
I will give you 100,000 rupees.
You sit outside and cry.
Hmm.
What is it, brother?
I have to pay 50,000 rupees for the cycle.
All the time.
Yes, all the time.
How many times do you have to do the auction?
I have to keep six times.
Six times?
Why?
Why do you have to do the auction?
Yes.
First cycle.
Pick up the keys.
All the time.
See, my mother has eaten.
She has eaten.

I had not eaten, father.
I ate the whole thing.



You eat the whole thing.
Yes, father.
I am leaving now.




Bye.
Bye.