Charlie's Moonshine BarNow them truckers sittin' round was a-chuggin' that stuff like it was H2OAnd I had one drink and I dang near died and thought, well, it's time to goNow the bartender was a big old cage and on his face he wore a big scarI ain't never in my life seen such a sight as Charlie's Moonshine BarWell, the pinball machine didn't have no balls at Charlie's Moonshine BarAnd the draft beer tastes like motor oil at Charlie's Moonshine BarHe said, while you're here, you better be sure to try some Louisiana soda popDon't you worry about gettin' busted, cause old Charlie, he's a county copWell, I turned and looked at the local lovely and I thought my heart was gonna stopShe had three teeth on the top, two teeth on the bottom, each one about an inch or two apartShe smiled at me and said that she'd...She'd be waitin' out in my carLord, I dang near gagged when I saw that hag at Charlie's Moonshine BarThen I saw a little light come a-shinin' through a little hole up in the doorAnd I thought to myself, self, you better try to get up off this floorSo I crawled outside and there she was, all sprawled out in my carMy brand new bride that I had acquired at Charlie's Moonshine BarWell, the pinball machine didn't have no balls at Charlie's Moonshine BarAnd the draft beer tastes like motor oil at Charlie's Moonshine BarHe said, while you're here, you better be sure to try some Louisiana soda popDon't you worry about gettin' busted, cause old Charlie, he's a county copTalk about a party, sonAt a ball