Fee-fee-fi-fi-fo-fo-fum, I smell smoke in the auditorium Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, he's a clown That Charlie Brown, he's gonna get caught, just you wait and see Why's everybody always pickin' on me? That's him on his knees, I know that's him Gettin' seven come eleven down in the boys' den Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, he's a clown That Charlie Brown, he's gonna get caught, just you wait and see Why's everybody always pickin' on me? Who's always writin' on the walls? Who's always goofin' in the halls? Who's always throwin' spitballs? Guess who? He walks in the classroom cool and slow Who calls the English teacher daddy-o? Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, he's a clown That Charlie Brown, he's gonna get caught, just you wait and see Why's everybody always pickin' on me? He walks in the classroom cool and slow Who calls the English teacher daddy-o? Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, he's a clown That Charlie Brown, he's gonna get caught, just you wait and see Why's everybody always pickin' on me? *