�I was in thisIn St. MoritzI was far from okayIn St. TropezI was born to loseIn Santa CruzI collapsed in a discoIn San FranciscoAnd was it champagneOr real painChampagneOr real painChampagneOr real painChampagneOr real painYeahI lost my wayTo San JoseI was a ginger manIn St. GermainI thought I was GodIn Santa PazI was down on a horseWorshipping Santa ClausOh!Oh!Oh!Was it champagneOr real painChampagneOr real painChampagneOr real painChampagneOr real painYeahChampagneOr real painChampagneOr real painChampagne, champagne, no real painChampagne, champagne, no real painNah, nah, nah, nah*
