Cabalot! Cabalot! In far-off France I heard your call. Cabalot! Cabalot! And here am I to give my all. I know in my soul what you expect of me, And all that and more I shall be. A knight of the table round should be invincible, Succeed where less fantastic men would fail. Climb a wall no one else can climb, Cleave a dragon in record time, Swim a moat in a coat of heavy iron mail. No matter the pain he ought to be unwinceable, Impossible deeds should be his daily fare. But where in the world is there in the world A man so extraordinary? C'est moi, c'est moi, I'm forced to admit, Tis I, I humbly reply, That mortal who these marvels can do, C'est moi, c'est moi, tis I. I've never lost in battle or game, I'm simply the best by far. When swords are crossed, tis always the same, One blow and au revoir. C'est moi, c'est moi, so I will be fit, A French Prometheus unbound. And here I stand with valour untold, Exceptionally brave, Amazingly bold, To serve at the table round. The soul of a knight should be a thing remarkable, His heart and his mind as pure as morning dew. With a will and a self-restraint, That's the envy of every saint, He could easily work a miracle or two. To love and desire he ought to be unsparkable, The ways of the flesh should offer no allure. But where in the world is there in the world A man so untouched and pure? C'est moi, c'est moi, C'est moi, c'est moi, I blush to disclose, I'm far too noble to lie, That man in whom these qualities bloom, C'est moi, c'est moi, tis I. I've never strayed from all I believe, I'm blessed with an eye of will. Had I been made upon a relief, We'd be in Eden still. C'est moi, c'est moi, The angels have chose To fight their battles below. And here I stand as pure as a prayer. I know. Incredibly clean. Oh! With virtue, To spare the godliest man I know. C'est moi! Thank you.