[Chorus:]
Yeah, you know what this is
It's a celebration, bitches
*** a drink, *** a glass
After that, I *** your ass

[Verse One]
Why you acting all shy and all?
Why is y'all lying for?
I never did this before
Stop that
What, you want some Patron?
I got that
I mean, I promise y'all
You fine and all
And yo girlfriend, she kinda raw
But she not like you
No, she not like you
Right now I need you to mute all the monologue
All that talking is gon' give me a Tylenol
You put a nigga to sleep
I'm tired of y'all
Right now the Louy Vuitton Don is signing off
But

[Hook:]
I just thought you should know
We hit the liquor store
Got some Cris and some Mo
And we gon' let it flooooooww
Had some problems before
But see we let em go
Got an ounce of that dro
And we about to let it blooooooww

[Chorus:]
Yeah, you know what this is
It's a celebration, bitches
*** a drink, *** a glass
After that, I *** your ass

[Verse Two]
See, you know my style
I'm very wild
And I vow that my child will be well endowed
Like his daddy
And tell 'em that yo momma had a phatty
He looked up at me and said "daddy, is that the reason why you had me?"
Yup
We was practicing
Til one day yo ass bust through the packaging
You know what, though?
You my favorite accident
So gon' 'head pop some Cristal for my newborn child
'cause now

[Chorus:]
Yeah, you know what this is
It's a celebration, bitches
*** a drink, *** a glass
After that, I *** your ass
But
[Hook:]
I just thought you should know
We hit the liquor store
Got some Cris and some Mo
And we gon' let it flooooooww
Had some problems before
But see we let em go
Got an ounce of that dro
And we about to let it blooooooww

Ho, ho, we looking for some hoes, ho (hey!)