We was huntin' bear for the rockin' chair out on I-4-0
Dodgin' bucks in pickup trucks in West New Mexico
It was a cloudy day and me and old Jay was just about bored to tears
But we come awake when a CB break come a-ringin' loud and clear
And we heard this voice that we ain't never heard before
Sayin'
Break one nine, I'm the CB Savage
Hi, all you 18-wheelers
Anyone seen any Smokey Bears?
How about some Bear Smokies?
CB Savage here
Come on
Well, I looked at Jay and I said,
Hey, did you hear what I just heard?
He nodded his head and his face got red and he never said a word
We both reached for the mic
Thinkin' we might just answer that one nine call
When that CB device
Come back to life
Just a-lispin' wall to wall
And that unusual voice came on again
Sayin'
Break one nine again
This is your one and only CB Savage
Mercy sakes, good bodies
Could I please have your twenty?
I'd settle for a big ten-four
Mercy, mercy
How about a mile post?
Listen, you can't keep your hammers down forever, you know
Speak to me, pedal pumpers
How about it?
Well, the box went dead and we looked straight ahead
And didn't say a word at all
We had four in the chair and the door back there
But nobody'd answer that call
A while went by and Jay and I, we started breathin' again
We figured this stranger was plumb out of range
When all at once he'd come back in
And it was that same odd voice sayin'
Breakers, breakers!
Any takers?
Hi, hi, it's me again
I'm in your chair and I love it there
Say, you truckers really know how to take a person for a ride
Speak to me, you diesel demons
I'd love to get to know your handles
CB Savage here
Come on, come on
I grabbed the mic and I held it tight
And my hand began to sweat
I looked at Jay and he was grinning away
Like a big old bird-fed cat
So I put down the mic and I held it tight
the talker and turned up the squawper and got a good grip on the wheel i decided the trucker that
answered this duck sure as heck wasn't gonna be me about that time that weird voice came back on
again saying you break a rule hi hi you jim dandy jimmy jam with you do i ever have a surprise for
you if you listen real close you'll find my voice is changing and if you'll start checking your rear
views you'll find you got company five plain white smokies dressing up for a ticket writing party
y'all were so busy copying my put on you didn't notice your little convoy was being infiltrated
you can start shutting them down anytime now this is your cb savage the smokiest friend
wall to wall and tree top tall that is all bye bye
you