This is a little number called Cats on the Rooftop,
Cats on the Tiles,
Cats with Syphilis,
Cats with Piles,
Cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles
as they revel in the joys of fornication.
And they say that education is *.
I don't know. Here we go.
Cats on the Rooftop,
Cats on the Tiles,
Cats with Syphilis,
Cats with Piles,
Cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles
as they revel in the joys of fornication.
Now the donkey is a lonely moke,
he very rarely has a poke,
but when he does he lets it soak
and he revels in the joys,
the fornication.
Cats on the Rooftop,
Cats on the Tiles,
Cats with Syphilis,
Cats with Piles,
Cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles
as they revel in the joys of fornication.
Now an elephant's ball is big and round,
one of them weighs a thousand pounds,
two of them together shake the bloody,


as they revel in the joys of fornication.
Yeah!
Cats on the Rooftop,
Cats on the Tiles,
Cats with Syphilis,
Cats with Piles,
Cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles
as they revel in the joys of fornication.
Go Pete!
Now the vampire bat is out of luck,
he very rarely has a puck,
but you should know that the cat is out of luck,
See that little * suck as he revels in the joys of fornication.
Cats on the rooftop, cats on the tiles, cats with syphilis and cats with piles.
Cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles as they revel in the joys of fornication.
Now the poor old tortoise in his shell, he can't do it very well.
But when he does, * hell, as he revels in the joys of fornication.
Cats on the rooftop, cats on the tiles, cats with syphilis and cats with piles.
Cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles as they revel in the joys of fornication.
Cats on the rooftop, cats on the tiles, cats with syphilis and cats with piles.
Cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles as they revel in the joys of fornication.
Cats on the rooftop, cats on the tiles, cats with syphilis and cats with piles.
Now there's 27 verses all in rhyme, to sing every one of them would surely be a crime.
We'd be much better spending our time reveling in the joys of fornication.
Cats on the rooftop, cats on the tiles, cats with syphilis, cats with piles.
Cats on the rooftop, cats on the tiles, cats with syphilis and cats with piles.
Cats with their *-free *** smiles, As they revel in the joys of fornication.
Cats on the rooftop, cats on the tiles, Cats with syphilis, cats with piles,
Cats with their *-free *** smiles, As they revel in the joys of fornication.
Yeah! We did it! Yeah!