It's so weird when you think about it.
I grew up watching television.
What I really love on TV is the promos now,
because they're better than the shows.
NBC has the greatest promos of all time.
They have the two voices.
High voice for the sitcoms,
low voice for the dramas.
The big switch always makes you laugh.
You know what I'm talking about?
Thursday nights, be like,
Tonight on Just Shoot Me,
David Spade goes crazy.
And then, on an all-new ER.
There's only one time they use a deep voice for a sitcom.
That's a special episode where they teach you something
you don't really need to learn.
I was interested in what they'd done on Seinfeld.
And an anti-drug Seinfeld episode for the whole family.
You tune in,
it's like,
Tonight on a very special Seinfeld,
Jerry's been doing drugs.
Bum-ba-***-***.
***-***.
Why do my fingers look like little people?
Who are these people?
What are they doing?
They're talking to each other.
They're probably talking about me.
What are they saying?
Somebody help me! Somebody!
Shh! Shh!
Hey, Jerry.
You look like you've been seeing little people on your fingers.
All this comedy all these years,
we thought you were making this stuff up.
Well, I guess you just let the cat...
Right out of the bag!
Oh,
I can tell.
Yeah, it's written all over your face.
All over my face.
Well,
maybe that was the little people on your fingers.
Who could have done this to me?
Newman.
Hello, Jerry.
Hello, Newman.
I've seen the worst of stuff.
Jerry Garcia,
Grateful Dead,
Commemorative Stamps.
You've been seeing them, haven't you?
I've been seeing them.
I licked them.
Now I'm seeing little people on my fingers.
You're in my life.
You're in everybody's life.
In fact,
you're the guy who dropped that thing and ruined Jurassic Park.
If you don't get it, don't worry.
We have help.
See, the guy who played Newman,
that was also the guy who's in Jurassic Park.
And what the comedian did was he took the Newman character
and then he took the Jurassic Park character,
he crossed those two characters in the middle.
That's where the joke was supposed to be.
Thanks again, Johnny.