It's Christmas Eve, all who believe
Santa is here, but what's a year?
All girls and boys dream of new toys
Only they sleep, wishes to keep
Dream, dream, and dream, come hear us sing
Breaths on the doors, talking's a lore
Magic is tried, sounds from the lies
No way to win
Got a candy cane, shank with your name on it
Bobbles all lit, smashed up when you carve on it
Shovel up a coal, down your mistletoe, watch me grow, grow
Real quick, real thick, all L's, no gifts
I'm diehard with this beat, you owe me
Flow, I'm so sick, I'm at the top like I told me
Screaming down so holy, show me
Santa, what's it gonna be?
Would you trade your red sleigh for your family?
Son, I don't give a * about no poor kid
Making bank fat stacks, no time for the cockroaches
He's way too busy making Christmas lit
For the upper class, filling up a glass
Empty in his sack, get this cookie back, stack
Goddamn, look what you made me do
I didn't mean to share, but I showed up
It's what exactly that I want from you
Please leave your keys to the sled
The beard in the bag
Have a very merry Christmas
Don't ever come back
It's Christmas Eve, all who believe
Santa is here, but once a year
All those employees dream of new toys
Suddenly they sleep, wishes to keep
Dream, dream, and dream, come hear us sing
Breaths on the doors, doggies and more
Bird with his nightstands on the rise
No way in the end
Trapped in a gingerbread house and there's no way out
Lost
I'd eat my way to freedom, but I got the diabetes
I'm spiking
Blood sugar don't mean a damn thing to a newborn king
My sleigh rolls up, windows down
All aboard
Who's jolly now?
You fat fool
Think I don't know how to run my own game
I buy my own presents and I buy my own chains
I've been one of these streets for weeks before your evening
My woofer washed your sheets
Your bladder's weak
Everybody knows Rudolph and his red nose hose
They've been trying to get me for years, but don't know my postcode
So take that eggnog down your throat
Don't spit, gotta swallow it
I pre-roasted these nuts on a fire
Cause I know you want it
Put a bow on it, wrap it just to rip it
They're a chicken fillet, baby, eat this turkey twizzlet
Cause me and Mrs. Claus are together
Peter Piper, Victor Pepper, I remember
Happy Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa
He made a list for every single one of you
Bitch
It's Christmas Eve, all who believe
Santa is here, but once a year
All girls and boys dream of new toys
Soundly they sleep, wishes to keep
Shifting the wind, come here asleep
Breaths on the doors, dog games and more
Perfect this night, sounds from the lights
Blowin' in
Fuckin' know that candy came, baby
Secret Santa
No need to feel no shame, baby
Oh-oh-oh
Empty in my sack, baby
Oh-oh-oh
Free to sack