Because that's how it works, right?
We really only reach out when we have a crisis.
That's gotta be annoying for God.
He's gotta be like,
well, well, well.
Someone gets the big C
and they turn into Billy Graham all of a sudden.
I seem to remember when you were in college,
I didn't exist.
But now you're Cherry Cathy.
A joke that combines cancer and religion.
Always a crowd pleaser.
Those are two topics we don't like to discuss.
We don't even like the word cancer.
We always whisper like, cancer.
As if the devil's listening.
I heard you say it, now you've got it.
I was whispering it.
You've got it twice,
we're trying to hide it from the devil.
When did the devil start passing out cancer?
You got it three times, we're doubting the
devil can pass out cancer.
You got it four times,
we're bringing up the devil too many times in one joke.
Why Zodiac sign as cancer?
What a rip off.
I remember when I was eight and I was finding out my sign,
my brother was like,
what am I,
what am I?
And my sister was like, you're a Capricorn.
And I was like, oh, neat, what am I, what am I?
Cancer.
Oh no!
I killed grandma.
I mean, thank you so much, you guys.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.